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i ate an organic fiber bar today. 60%of my daily fiber in one bar! wow!
i can feel the poop getting ready to flee my colon! yaay!
now that i work at a health food store, i'm thinking about doing an intestinal clense. It's supposed to clear me of all toxins and unwanted internal parasites, which i probably have according to the questionaire on the box. it's supposed to make me poop a lot. i'm thinking about it.
also, i should start feeding chalupa ol roy so her shits are like rivers. thoughts?
Apparently,baby koalas lack a certain bacteria that allows proper digestion of eucalyptus leaves.So what's a hungry koala joey to do?
They eat their mother's poop.
It's true;mommy koala eats the leaves and the baby koala waits for her to poo out this green paste-like poop full of bacterial goodness.
I saw this on Animal Planet at 2:30AM.It was great because they actually showed a koala in the act. Current Mood: crappy
i took a crap today. twice.
the first it was a single, rather long, well formed log. i am shocked that something that long could come out of my asshole.
the second time, i farted into the toilet and diarhea splattered all over the inside of the toilet. after that, i no longer felt like pooping.
read the first letter and reply in this advice column. i find it both informitive and useful.http://orlandoweekly.com/columns/story.asp?id=10678
Isn't anyone going to talk about poop?